Martina’s Martini


Martina’s Martini that first appeared as a troll on LCF has since been identified as John Essex, an ex-husband to one of the principals on the Kimkins Class Action Lawsuit.

In a post by Prudentia, it was suggested that John was “a person who was simply trying to lend aid to the cause of taking down Kimkins and Heidi Diaz in the only way they knew how. This person feared detection and so they attempted to communicate in a cryptic and at times a seemingly nonsensical fashion.”

While Prudentia’s post apparently resulted in establishing a communication with John Essex, I’m still at a loss to figure out what the purpose of it all was. Especially the posts on LCF. As they were deleted from there, I have recreated them here in my blog. My hope is that a Duck smarter than I may provide some insight to what they may mean.

You may also want to review the posts on Prudentia that followed her discussion with John:
May Martina’s Martini Rest in Peace
Double-Minded…
Was I Duped?
Hello, Martina’s Martini. We Meet Again.
What Happened to Honor Anyway

Don’t miss the comments to Yucky’s post:
po sledam Martina’s Martini

And, there is bound to be updates on Medusa’s new post:
NEWS FLASH!!! MARTINA’S MARTINI REVEALED…

John’s LCF posts follow. Why would a person that has not met his ex-wife, the principal in the lawsuit, for over nine years dedicate so much time to research Kimkins and the Ducks? He seems to have intimate knowledge, not only of recent events, but has also looked into the history (mentioning Tippy Toes for example).

And, why is it that every time the Magic Chicken Diet is being discussed on LCF, trolls appear?

Martina’s Martini
Junior LCF Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 11 (that remains after the thread was scrubbed)

02-11-2008, 01:49 PM
Kimmer did JFK


Did you guys also know that Kimmer was on the Grassy Knoll too???/ Geeze, sweet Geezers…MM

02-11-2008, 01:55 PM
I lost 650 lbs on the magic chicken diet.


Did you know, one time…at BANNED Camp, I met a bunch of chicks livin in Los Angels that starred in a movie with Jimmy Snores, and they did a movie where they were eating La Vida Carb Chocolate Bars and……uh….. They were Medusas, and Marisols, and Youtbes of a fat Kimmer,, and uh….Some chick in Texas was…uh…..Geeze, FOR THE LOVE GOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…..MM

02-11-2008, 01:58 PM
Oh Forgot the DUCKS,


Quack you people….Quack……
Dosent ANYONE honestly understand….THIS MATTER IS IN A COURT OF LAW IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!. Let the LAW deal with the whole situation..

LIFE…IS TOO SHORT FOR EVERYONE TO BECOME CONSUMED WITH THIS DAMN ISSUE!

02-11-2008, 02:07 PM
No…..BECAUSE


Nope, Been watching this subject for months. Now mind you, they are things in this world that makes ya go…hmmm.. just like Mayberry friend has said, but cmon seriously. Life really is to short. I have seen how this has passionately enraged everyone. America, has had its history of scam artists, fakers, wackos, you name it. But one thing is for sure, the dedicated people of these numerous blogs have done their work. They are P.I.s and lawyers doing investigations, It seems like ALL of the low-carb communities have thought of this matter. Sometime everyone, ya gotta just let it go.
MM
besides that, happiness, is the total revenge on someone that has done ya wrong.

02-11-2008, 02:09 PM
Yeah Lisa, I don’t spell very good either


It doesnt take a biochemist to change the world either.

Bill Gates, didnt give a damn about bio-chem in college
mm

02-11-2008, 02:10 PM
Your Very Cute though Lisa,


Smart and Cute

02-11-2008, 02:18 PM
Thats EXACTLY WHAT I mean


Look, lots of things are, and have been happining behind all the scenes of this situation.

For those who DO, believe in Kharma, and God, do ya think this Kimmer person, will EVER be happy with herself.
Besides, EVERYONE who has had an effort in bringing this chick, and the site to Justice, to the courts. EVERYONE has had a hand in doing the right thing, and sending people to a healthier lifestyle. PEOPLE… don’t forget the insanities. Since this began, it can be safely said, that by the pay it forward posts….THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE…Dieting will do it safely now.

If you have not began to steer the younger folks of the Nation away, then that should be a bigger focal point of efforts.

Yes, it is like trying to stop a wildfire, but these posts keep going more and more,,, and it drives people emotionally,,, which is not healthy,,,Psychologically.
MM

02-11-2008, 02:24 PM
Troll??? actually Im a GORGOUS LESBIAN!


Ugh, now cmon Kat In Sac, you know they are lots and lots opf things going on behind the scenes
MM

02-11-2008, 02:34 PM
A Sad Post sufferer from the Kimkins Situation.


Yeah that bout seems to be all their is about it. Innocent Bystander who for all its efforts, still seem to be a distant observer. When this matter does get resolved,,, maybe,, just maybe I’ll reveal some sad but true…well truths. Yeah, I started drinkin again over again because of this. I found out about these situations, totally by accident, but in the postscripts of all that I have seen, It has deffinately not only stirred up my emotions. Dont take it the wrong way people. This diet, is dangerous, but they are more, and more, that know one really knows the cost of.

I am proud though, for the people involved taking a stand. That is how America was born. On a sunny spring day in 1776, a small band of people wanting to make a stand, changed the world. This has been proof that America still lives.

The subject matter though really is far from over. The parties and the lines have been drawn. We can only hope for a conclusion one day. They are life after a Kimkins diet…. A kimkins Lawsuit. In the mix is a secret of the existance of something. It is a life eternal that people need to understand, no matter their size.

I will continue to watch, learn, evaluate, and from time to time giggle.

I have never been on a diet in my life before, but this whole situation people, a chicken has come home to root from my life history, and I’d like to know what drove it. So, yeah I’ll keep my mouth shut for now, but guys, You have done good work, AND PEOPLE… have LISTENED.
MM

02-11-2008, 02:40 PM
MJR OMG


WOW, didn’t think I was gonna be a lightning Rod this fast….WOW,
See, that’s a giggle on this end for me so far today.
MM

02-11-2008, 02:46 PM
Yes TERRY You are right,


Naw Terry,
They aint no secret codes. And yeah,,, EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE here that have wrote about the blogs and posts so intelligently about it HAS DONE good work. I think a few months ago when the gal from USC was doing research on this matter. I THINK SHE GOT TOTALLY OVERWHELMED over this whole matter, becasue, yeah Like I said before, THIS IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA POWERFUL, well that and Ronald Reagan, but…cmon now. Sometimetimes this matter,, has so enraged people…..

Anger, is not good. A hert in your heart isn’t good.

SOmetimes,,, Everyone, step back from that anger moment on some of these issues. Justice is coming, slow but sure, in the meantime,
TERRY……

LOTS OF GREAT PEOPLE IVE MET AND SPOKEN TO……..Great People….that have done GREAT WORK……..

I like all people, I just dont wanna see them totally enthrualled.

MM

02-11-2008, 02:50 PM
On your blog


On your blog you were quoting a “troll” that was stopping by.LOL\

Good blog btw,
MM

02-11-2008, 02:51 PM
And another thing,


I do like cheese snadwiches with Pickles……
MM

02-11-2008, 02:56 PM
UH,,,,,,,,Yeah thats Right.


And at my favorite bar, is my favorite drink called…A MARTINA’S MARTINI… So yeap,, you guessed it…….

And naw,, not a “TROLL” as everyone says…. I have justa been readin,,, puttin two and two together,, going.. HOLY COW……..or well.. Holy DUCKS!!!!..

One of the thing that is so interesting bout all this is the collection of people. VERY VERY GOOD WRITING….

and well,, yeah I do feel bad about the situation with the diet thing, because, at one time, I had a friend named Karen, that died because of her diet, she did die of anerexia.
MM

02-11-2008, 03:06 PM
AND THAT… IS WHAT MAKES “YOU” A GREAT AMERICAN!!!!!!!!


Well yeah, Kat In SAC,

But can I ask ya a question though… This “CHICKEN LADY” or whatever with the very same,, sorta web design…..What if she is Kimmer?????

Listen, KIMMMER,, got a hell of alot of money. In that one boost.. that one boost from sales from the almost free ad… this broad made 1.6 million or something like that. Ya got chicks like singinlass or what ever the hell her name is still going ra ra ra for her..etc etc….

What about the..”OTHER S#*@&%$@ BAGS” of the world,, that copy the same type scam over and o ver again. Can John Stop ALL OF THEM???????

Look, PT BARNUM,,,, the guy was the model of scam…false this false that…But he sprang a crap of PT Barnum wanna be’s……

I forgot who said it… but cmon,, wildfires are HARD to put out….Has anyone,, and I mean anyone,, got to the very core of whiping out ANY DIET SCAMMING people….

For all I’ve read, honestly,, they are a scemmin La Vida guy out there,, doing his dammdest to pick up the old customers of Kimkins…..

Kimkins,, is just the start of it……..they are many many layers to this onion,, because they are a buck to be made.
MM

02-11-2008, 03:15 PM
Who the hell is Hulon?????


Yeah I know people, Your thinkin the Chicken lady is Kimmer again, if that is true, then have John tear into them. Just don’t change the duck thing becasue, well that is too damn cute.
MM
PS…Who the hell is Hulon???

02-11-2008, 03:19 PM
And Yeah other Terry,I’m a real Person


Yeah Other Terry Im a real person, and yeah, been impacted by this whole Kimkins thing. Just not gonna let no one know bout it. Not a litigant, could care less whther the dumb mentaly ill broad goes strait to jail. Just, ya know,, like I said, Everyone……..Do NOT let this turn to an anger issue,,, to your hearts….To many blogs I been readin bout people feeling guilty over leading people to Kimkins,,,, etc etc……

I say.. attack the scammer, and educate the young.
they are alternatives to fighting……….

If one email leads to another email,,, to another,, that is the way to do it.

One thing does lead to another……..

Does anyone have yahoo groups set up for anti kimkins?????/

MM

02-11-2008, 03:22 PM
Naw,, too many blogs to skim over.


Quote:

Originally Posted by TerryC View Post

Martina – that was so like thread 10 ago. We gave up thinking heidi was bonnie back in the stone age, didn’t you know?

Naw,, didnt know, I kinda got put off with info bout this chicken broad livin in Riversaid.
MM

02-11-2008, 03:23 PM
Sorry, Gin kickin in


Thats riversIDE I mean
MM

02-11-2008, 03:26 PM
Wellyeah,, that and MayberryFan


Is that Daughtry you got for an Avitar thingy???

02-11-2008, 03:37 PM
Did someone pass Gas???


What,,, a faux pau in passing?????
MM

02-11-2008, 03:43 PM
OKAY…seriously,


Alright.. So YOU ALL know,, that I’ve been in the KNOW… but what the hell has happened to this TIPPY TOE broad that was the PR person, the one that was on the MJ show…

Is she still in cahoots or has she formed this campcarb away???/

Just curious… Daughtry rocks!

02-11-2008, 03:54 PM
Naw… waitin for her butt to be named as a defendant


Naw,,, honestly,, just wondering what the hell happened to her.
MM

02-11-2008, 03:55 PM
KAT IN SAC!!!!!!!!


Yes,, I am a newbie… and YEP… your still one of the TRUE AMERICANS…..like I said earlier.
MM

02-11-2008, 03:57 PM
Yeah I like that post too.. See,,, another giggle for me/


Well yeah.. I’m sure by now your czechin my name against the russian war bride sites of 1945…LOLOL
MM

02-11-2008, 03:58 PM
Oh,, I also forgot……


I’m a male Lesbian
MM

02-11-2008, 03:59 PM
OOOPS……..


IS IT TOO LATE TO TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MM

02-11-2008, 04:10 PM
Well, got everyone thinkin….


Ok all, I am a going. Just, ya know. Anger in your heart is bad….bad…MMMMMOKAY…….so, just let the issues get to justice. God is out to protect all of us people in the only way possible.

This matter and situation has affect a great many people in the world, in more ways that can be described.

In politics, we have a shaky economy, in the world dinamic we have the occupations of Iraq and Afganistan with no end in sight. The computer world just gets more and more powerful.
They are flowers out there in this world people.

TAKE TIME TO SIT AND THINK OF THE GOOD THING IN LIFE….
and stop and smell some roses.

I promise I will drop by from time to time.
No.. not someone who is making light……

Heidi, is perhaps the biggest damn lyer in the world. But certain truths of realities have hit home for me.

Keep up the good fight, smile, relax, and be good to one another.
MM

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Comments

I wasn’t sure if I’d seen all of MM’s LCF posts or not. Now I know I missed quite a few. Thanks for posting them, Mariasol.
I’m not one of the ones who is going to be any help in deciphering them. Most of them leave me scratching my head.

My blog: Weighing The Facts

You said, “I’m still at a loss to figure out what the purpose of it all was. Especially the posts on LCF.”

Diversion. And it worked. 202 responses to a post at Yucky’s. So far, five separate posts at Prudentia’s blog.

At least some of MM’s IP’s trace back to Heidi, so she had to be involved in this.

Many of MM’s posts show intimate familiarity with the details of the Kimkins saga. Again it sounds like Heidi was involved somehow.

Posts by Trista Essex state that she recognized her ex’s writing style even before she knew it was him, so the real John Essex was also involved.

We have posts from Jeanessa stating that John Essex has contacted John Tiedt and given him essentially worthless information, which also shows that John Essex was involved.

MM has at least two different writing styles–one very poorly spelled and the other not. Who likes to write as a sockpuppet? Heidi.

The writer of one of the posts says that they’ve gone back to drinking. I’ll suggest Captain Morgan for that one.

My guess is that Martina’s Martini is made up of an undefinable combination of an ex-spouse of one of the principals plus the Kimmer herself plus Captain Morgan.

Can we go back to checking out the Magic Chicken Diet now? There seems to be some important connection between the MCD and Kimkins, and somebody doesn’t want us to know what it is.

Mariasol, thanks for posting all of the MM posts. I had not seen them all, as I was away from home when the thread got scrubbed, so I missed a lot of his posts, but I didn’t miss a lot of content. The furor raised up over MM’s ramblings was much ado about nothing. I marvel that people actually thought there was something to it all.

We’ve been checking out the chicken since December — very much a work in progress. In light of your very intriging theory re Martina being more than one person, we wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out that “the chicken lady” is actually Bonnie plus Kimmer too.

Some important connection between the MCD and Kimkins … but what? What could be important enough to warrant the vehemence of the diversions?

Whatever it is, how could it possibly be any worse than what’s already known about the crap Heidi has done and is doing?

What could possibly be worth the amount of time and effort that’s been put into these attempts to divert attention away from it?

The Lupers appear to be be nothing more than incompetent, greedy people — incompetent, greedy, REAL people.

The MCD appears to be a failed attempt to get rich quick by peddling yet another starvation diet. But there doesn’t seem to be anything else, no below the surface, no plan behind the plan.

So why all the frantic attempts to divert attention away from it?

But Magicsmom, it sure didn’t look like nothing — it looked like a real mystery, with what we all hoped was something substantial at the end of it all, something that meant something, something that would reveal some truth about Kimmer or Kimkins. And it did — it revealed that Kimmer is actively engaged in an attempt to intidimiate at least one of the principals in the lawsuit arrayed against her. And that’s a big deal, legally speaking. So, hey that’s great. It’s just that it wasn’t at all what we expected. All the wacko crap in the fascination thread, all the wacko crap at the blogs, we thought there’s got to be more to it, but there wasn’t.

Thanks for reposting MM’s posts. I missed many of them. I did not get very involved with the whole MM thing because I’m extremely tired of the attempts at diversion every time the MCD is under discussion. I do believe that at least some of those posts were Heidi’s and Capn Morgan’s. I’m sure she had some fun out of it, even though, Heidi, you are now so out of control that every move you make takes you closer to an orange jumpsuit.

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